So today, I am gonna pretend to be the awesomer than awesome....Maximum Ride!!!!! Here goes nothing:
Hey world (and by world I mean everyone excpt Whitecoats....don't think I don't see you!)!!!
This is me. "me" being Max, Maximum, or Maximum Ride. Ah, yes, the life of a Flock leader. Not as easy as it sounds. You know, the usual fighting off half-men, half-wolf creatures while protecting five ofther kids all under the age of fifteen, plus a dog with wings and the annoying-yet-way-cool ability to talk. Like I said before, not as easy as it may seem. But, I somehow manage to do it 24/7 without dropping dead from exhaustion, fatigue, sleeplessneess, hunger, ect.
So....is anyone else super excited--on the edge of their chairs, falling out of bed at three in the morning--about our new book? Most of you are probably dying because it's only April (almost May), and our awesome author James Patterson is making you wait, in suspense, all the way until August? Yep, me too. Today, as I was blogging on Fang's blog--yes, I'm allowed to blog on his blog too--I almost dropped dead (ha, ha, get it? Never mind. Not funny.) because I saw this when I opened up the page:
Go right ahead and imagine me falling out of the chair and onto our floor. What is JP trying to tell us? Does this mean....I will....die? *gasp* NEVER, I SAY!!!! NEVER!!!!! The inivincible (almost, okay not all the time but mostly) Maximum Ride shall never die!!! NEVER!!!!! Feel free to express your freaked-out-edness in the comment section belwo so that I knwo that I'm not the only one who is having a heart attack (again, not funny.) I don't recall seeing expiration dates anywhere lately.
Please xcuse me while I go check the back of my neck. Thank you for your cooperation.
If you want to see for yourself, here's the link:
Yours Truly (again, not you Whitecoats!!!!),
- ~~Maximum Ride~~*